WOOLLYAIR
Cessna 172 G-BPTL flying over rolling green Sussex countryside at sunrise

Proudly going nowhere since 2017

Satisfaction
in the sky.

Sussex's least bookable airline. Maintained with optimism, fuelled by tea and held together by a highly confidential quantity of gaffer tape.

Explore our services Is any of this real?
Flight WA001 Still on the ground
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01 / ABOUT

Air travel,
loosely interpreted.

WoollyAir was founded on a simple belief: if it has wings, a propeller and a pilot with a decent sense of humour, it is probably worth a go.

We specialise in scenic flights over Sussex, vigorous character building and returning everyone to terra firma with a renewed appreciation for the ground.

0commercial flights
2questionable aircraft
100%fictional operation
∞unhelpful commentary
02 / SERVICES

Choose your
misadventure.

Every package includes a window seat, largely because there are hardly any other seats.

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Sussex sightseeing

See the Downs from above while your captain confidently identifies landmarks he may or may not have just invented.

Views subject to cloud
WA / 02Until it stops

Exhilaration

Part scenic tour, part rollercoaster, part opportunity to reconsider your life choices. Landing remains the most popular feature.

Strong stomach recommended
WA / 03One way

Olds repositioning

A premium fictional relocation service for elders who need a change of scenery and families who need a quiet afternoon.

Ash form only, apparently
03 / FLEET

Two aircraft.
No timetables.

One for touring, one for showing off, and neither available through a reputable booking engine.

White and navy Cessna 172 G-BPTL parked on a grass airfield at sunset 01
Cessna 172G-BPTL

The sensible one.

White, navy and usually parked somewhere photogenic at sunset. The dependable-looking member of the operation and star of our homepage.

High wingThree wheelsLooks official
Yellow and white Citabria G-BGGB parked on a dry grass airfield beneath large clouds 02
CitabriaG-BGGB

The Yellow Peril

Yellow, white and impossible to misplace. Reserved for days when arriving the right way up would be unforgivable or a wind sock needs taking out.

High wingTailwheelVery yellow
04 / CREW

Meet the
grounded team.

A hand-picked unit of aviation-adjacent professionals and reluctant family members.

Smiling WoollyAir captain sitting at the controls of a yellow light aircraft
CAPT. 01Flight deck

Pilot

The Captain

Your flight will be as smooth as a pint of Harveys, as swift as the tea queue allows and almost as carefully poured.

Captain's guarantee: you will appreciate the ground
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Chief baggage handler

The Organiser

The magic behind the operation, supporting you before, during and emotionally after.

CAB. 03

Chief stewardess

The Reluctant Host

Service may include teenage-esque grunts, selective refreshments and judgement tomorrow.

05 / DEPARTURES

Today's
flight plan.

Live information from absolutely no recognised aviation authority.

FlightDestinationTimeStatus
WA001Somewhere over SussexTea delay
WA404Destination not foundAsk the pilot
WA017Back where we startedOptimistic
Information may be entirely fabricated
06 / ACTUALLY IMPORTANT

Please do not
pack a bag.

WoollyAir is a fictional entity and this website is a source of entertainment. No flights, bookings, removals, refreshments or post-flight counselling are available.

If you arrived here looking for a real airline, we admire your optimism and recommend trying another browser tab.

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