WA / 0135 min-ish
Sussex sightseeing
See the Downs from above while your captain confidently identifies landmarks he may or may not have just invented.
Views subject to cloud
Proudly going nowhere since 2017
Satisfaction
in the sky.
Sussex's least bookable airline. Maintained with optimism, fuelled by tea and held together by a highly confidential quantity of gaffer tape.
Flight WA001
Still on the ground
NO QUEUES✦NO LEG ROOM✦NO ACTUAL FLIGHTS✦
NO QUEUES✦NO LEG ROOM✦NO ACTUAL FLIGHTS✦
01 / ABOUT
Air travel,
loosely interpreted.
WoollyAir was founded on a simple belief: if it has wings, a propeller and a pilot with a decent sense of humour, it is probably worth a go.
We specialise in scenic flights over Sussex, vigorous character building and returning everyone to terra firma with a renewed appreciation for the ground.
0commercial flights
1questionable aircraft
100%fictional operation
∞unhelpful commentary
02 / SERVICES
Choose your
misadventure.
Every package includes a window seat, largely because there are hardly any other seats.
WA / 02Until it stops
Exhilaration
Part scenic tour, part rollercoaster, part opportunity to reconsider your life choices. Landing remains the most popular feature.
Strong stomach recommendedWA / 03One way
Olds repositioning
A premium fictional relocation service for elders who need a change of scenery and families who need a quiet afternoon.
Ash form only, apparently03 / CREW
Meet the
grounded team.
A hand-picked unit of aviation-adjacent professionals and reluctant family members.
CAPT. 01
Pilot
The Captain
Your flight will be as smooth as a pint of Harveys and almost as carefully poured.
OPS. 02
Chief baggage handler
The Organiser
The magic behind the operation, supporting you before, during and emotionally after.
CAB. 03
Chief stewardess
The Reluctant Host
Service may include teenage-esque grunts, selective refreshments and judgement tomorrow.
04 / DEPARTURES
Today's
flight plan.
Live information from absolutely no recognised aviation authority.
FlightDestinationTimeStatus
WA001Somewhere over SussexTea delay
WA404Destination not foundAsk the pilot
WA017Back where we startedOptimistic
Information may be entirely fabricated
05 / ACTUALLY IMPORTANT
Please do not
pack a bag.
WoollyAir is a fictional entity and this website is a source of entertainment. No flights, bookings, removals, refreshments or post-flight counselling are available.
If you arrived here looking for a real airline, we admire your optimism and recommend trying another browser tab.
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